My Journal ~ To know me is to love me

šŸ‘‘ Mistress Ammonite: Now Available in Outer Space šŸ’Ž

MistressAmmoniteAug 28, 20251 min read
šŸ‘‘ Mistress Ammonite: Now Available in Outer Space šŸ’Ž

Gentlemen, I’ve always said I was out of this world… and now I have the receipts. Astronomers have just christened a brand-new icy diva drifting…

šŸŽ‚ 3rd April – My Birthday in Vegas & Snow! šŸŽ‰ā„ļøšŸ¦€

MistressAmmoniteApr 3, 20251 min read
šŸŽ‚ 3rd April – My Birthday in Vegas & Snow! šŸŽ‰ā„ļøšŸ¦€

When I packed for Vegas, I expected glitter, neon, and a few sinful little surprises… but SNOW? That was not on my bingo card. I…

Detours, Delays & Divine Recovery

MistressAmmoniteMar 27, 20252 min read
Detours, Delays & Divine Recovery

Photo: Last year at Encore with my view of the Sphere. A Little Life Update from Yours Truly Hello my darlings, Well… this wasn’t quite…

A Little Nip, A Little Tuck, and a Whole Lot of Excitement! šŸ©ŗšŸ„

MistressAmmoniteMar 5, 20252 min read
A Little Nip, A Little Tuck, and a Whole Lot of Excitement! šŸ©ŗšŸ„

Hello, my darlings! The day has finally arrived – today, I’m heading in for my long-awaited surgery, and let me tell you, I amĀ beyondĀ excited! I…

A delicious night out: My take on Babygirl

MistressAmmoniteJan 23, 20252 min read
A delicious night out: My take on Babygirl

I had the absolute pleasure of seeing Babygirl at the cinema last night.  I have no idea why this film didn’t show up on my…

Turning Blue Monday Pink & Sparkly!

MistressAmmoniteJan 20, 20251 min read
Turning Blue Monday Pink & Sparkly!

Hello, my lovelies, I hear it’s Blue Monday – apparently the most depressing day of the year. But you know what? We’re not having that!…

One Month ā€˜Til Valentine’s ā¤ļø: Let the Fun Begin!

MistressAmmoniteJan 14, 20251 min read
One Month ā€˜Til Valentine’s ā¤ļø: Let the Fun Begin!

Hello, my sweethearts! šŸ’—šŸŒø In the spirit of spoiling I’ve put together a Valentine’s Amazon Wish List brimming with delights that will make this season of love…

January 8 – Bubble Bath Day šŸ›šŸ„‚

MistressAmmoniteJan 8, 20251 min read
January 8 – Bubble Bath Day šŸ›šŸ„‚

I know, I know… that’s not a bath, it’s a hot tub! But let’s be honest, you didn’t really think I’d let you see me…

Pop the Pink Champagne on Your Fantasies: A Sparkling Start to the New Year

MistressAmmoniteJan 5, 20252 min read
Pop the Pink Champagne on Your Fantasies: A Sparkling Start to the New Year

Hello, my lovelies! As we ring in a vibrant new year, there’s no better time to embrace the fantasies you’ve been quietly dreaming about.  Let’s…

A Very Merry Christmas from Me to You!

MistressAmmoniteDec 25, 20242 min read
A Very Merry Christmas from Me to You!

Hello, my lovelies! As we wrap up another year, I wanted to take a moment to wish you the most magical, merry, and memorable Christmas.…

The Countdown is On! Let’s End the Year Together!Ā āœØšŸŽ„I’m back from Barcelona

MistressAmmoniteDec 14, 20241 min read
The Countdown is On! Let’s End the Year Together!Ā āœØšŸŽ„I’m back from Barcelona

What a whirlwind week it’s been! I just flew back in from beautiful Barcelona on Saturday, and let me tell you, the universe was on…

Tis the season to be jolly…and book in!

MistressAmmoniteDec 3, 20241 min read
Tis the season to be jolly…and book in!

First things first—I’m jetting off again! Barcelona is calling, and I’ll be soaking up all the Christmas magic: twinkling markets, Gaudí’s genius, and maybe a…

Refreshed!

MistressAmmoniteNov 24, 20242 min read
Refreshed!

New look website, much more ME! I’ve been in the business a very VERY long time. I know I look so young but trust me…