Gentlemen, I’ve always said I was out of this world… and now I have the receipts. Astronomers have just christened a brand-new icy diva drifting beyond Pluto with my name: Ammonite.
Yes, I am now officially part of the Solar System. 🌌💗
A few delicious facts about my celestial twin:
💅 She takes 4,000 years to orbit the Sun – because when you’re that fabulous, you keep everyone waiting.
💅 She struts in the opposite direction of her sisters, purely because she can (brat energy at its finest).
💅 She might single-handedly ruin the neat little theory of Planet Nine… because breaking men’s assumptions has always been my specialty.
So now, whether you’re kneeling at my feet or gazing through a telescope, you’ll find me shimmering in the dark, demanding patience, devotion, and just a little chaos.
Because darling, Mistress Ammonite isn’t just a woman, or a fossil, or a fantasy. She’s a cosmic truth: extra, eternal, and impossible to ignore. 👑💎💗