Author: MistressAmmonite
š Mistress Ammonite: Now Available in Outer Space š
Gentlemen, Iāve always said I was out of this worldā¦ and now I have the receipts. Astronomers have just christened a brand-new icy diva drifting beyond Pluto with my name: Ammonite. Yes, I am now officially part of the Solar System. šš A few delicious facts about my celestial twin: […]
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š 3rd April ā My Birthday in Vegas & Snow! šāļøš¦
When I packed for Vegas, I expected glitter, neon, and a few sinful little surprisesā¦ but SNOW? That was not on my bingo card. I probably should have researched the weather for the road trip prior to Vegas but, whoops! āļøš And yet, here I am ā starting my day […]
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Detours, Delays & Divine Recovery
Photo: Last year at Encore with my view of the Sphere. A Little Life Update from Yours Truly Hello my darlings, Wellā¦ this wasnāt quite the update I had planned to be writing, but life has a cheeky little way of keeping us on our toes, doesnāt it? As many […]
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A Little Nip, A Little Tuck, and a Whole Lot of Excitement! š©ŗš„
Hello, my darlings! The day has finally arrived – today, Iām heading in for my long-awaited surgery, and let me tell you, I amĀ beyondĀ excited! I know, I knowā¦ most people might not be counting down the days to an operation with quite as much sparkle as I am, but this […]
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A delicious night out: My take on Babygirl
I had the absolute pleasure of seeing Babygirl at the cinema last night. I have no idea why this film didnāt show up on my radar before, but Iād gone out for a couple of drinks and the next thing I know Iām whisked into the cinema for a spontaneous […]
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Turning Blue Monday Pink & Sparkly!
Hello, my lovelies, I hear itās Blue Monday – apparently the most depressing day of the year. But you know what? Weāre not having that! Thereās no room for gloomy vibes when we can sprinkle everything with pink sparkles instead. Letās turn this dreary day into a celebration of warmth, […]
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One Month āTil Valentineās ā¤ļø: Let the Fun Begin!
Hello, my sweethearts! ššø In the spirit of spoiling Iāve put together a Valentineās Amazon Wish List brimming with delights that will make this season of love extra special. If youāre feeling a spark of generosity (or looking for the perfect way to spoil someone fabulous š), you know exactly where to […]
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January 8 ā Bubble Bath Day šš„
I know, I knowā¦ thatās not a bath, itās a hot tub! But letās be honest, you didnāt really think Iād let you see me naked, did you? Bubble Bath Day is all about indulgence, and whether itās bubbles in a bath or a hot tub under the stars, Iām […]
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Pop the Pink Champagne on Your Fantasies: A Sparkling Start to the New Year
Hello, my lovelies! As we ring in a vibrant new year, thereās no better time to embrace the fantasies youāve been quietly dreaming about. Letās pop that bottle of pink bubbly and toast to stepping fearlessly into the experiences that make our hearts flutter and our imaginations glow. Safe Space […]
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A Very Merry Christmas from Me to You!
Hello, my lovelies! As we wrap up another year, I wanted to take a moment to wish you the most magical, merry, and memorable Christmas. Whether youāre spending the festive season with loved ones, indulging in some much-deserved āyou time,ā or embracing the twinkling chaos of the holidays, I hope […]
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