To know me, is to love me…
Elves, gather round… today is your golden chance to catch up on anything you’ve missed! (The Advent Game is played via WhatsApp – send me “Advent”…
I’m writing this from across the pond ✈️🍁🇺🇸 Yes your Mistress is in America right now, cruising through 5 states so far and about to…
Gentlemen, I’ve always said I was out of this world… and now I have the receipts. Astronomers have just christened a brand-new icy diva drifting…
When I packed for Vegas, I expected glitter, neon, and a few sinful little surprises… but SNOW? That was not on my bingo card. I…
Photo: Last year at Encore with my view of the Sphere. A Little Life Update from Yours Truly Hello my darlings, Well… this wasn’t quite…
Hello, my darlings! The day has finally arrived – today, I’m heading in for my long-awaited surgery, and let me tell you, I am beyond excited! I…
I had the absolute pleasure of seeing Babygirl at the cinema last night. I have no idea why this film didn’t show up on my…
Hello, my lovelies, I hear it’s Blue Monday – apparently the most depressing day of the year. But you know what? We’re not having that!…
Hello, my sweethearts! 💗🌸 In the spirit of spoiling I’ve put together a Valentine’s Amazon Wish List brimming with delights that will make this season of love…
I know, I know… that’s not a bath, it’s a hot tub! But let’s be honest, you didn’t really think I’d let you see me…
Hello, my lovelies! As we ring in a vibrant new year, there’s no better time to embrace the fantasies you’ve been quietly dreaming about. Let’s…
Hello, my lovelies! As we wrap up another year, I wanted to take a moment to wish you the most magical, merry, and memorable Christmas.…
What a whirlwind week it’s been! I just flew back in from beautiful Barcelona on Saturday, and let me tell you, the universe was on…
First things first—I’m jetting off again! Barcelona is calling, and I’ll be soaking up all the Christmas magic: twinkling markets, Gaudí’s genius, and maybe a…
New look website, much more ME! I’ve been in the business a very VERY long time. I know I look so young but trust me…